Rock Simulator 2014 Needs Your Help

    Rock Simulator 2014 from Strange Panther is looking to raise $5,000 on Indiegogo, here’s the pitch.

    “For a long time, there has been one game missing from the market, a genuine rock simulator. I am here for you today to introduce you to Rock Simulator 2014. This simulator is a rock enthusiasts dream. You can watch beautiful rocks in any location in the world. From grass plains to salt flats, there are dozens of hand designed BEAUTIFUL environments.”

    It’s also on Steam Greenlight. I don’t even know.

    • Ken Thrash

      Sheesh, kids these days. Why, when I was young we had actual real life rocks as pets. Mine was so good. He’d stay when I told him too, never made any messes, and easily trained to roll over. In fact, I usually got tired of walking back up the hill before he got tired of rolling over once we got up there.

      • Dularr

        I heard wild pet rocks were unsafe. Never knew when someone would pick it up and throw it at you.

        Only purchase your pet rocks from reputable pet rock breeders.

    • Jasker80

      Ok this is just getting out of hand….

    • LibertyForAll

      Next up Dirt Farmer 2014!

    • marvellegund

      People who enjoy pet rocks in real life can finally have their very own virtual pet rocks!

    • Jan

      I think spending 1 million into this BRILLIANT Project should be enough. ;)