Glen Beck Theorizes Eve Online Corp Goonswarm To Be A CIA Front


Written by: (Twitter @QuintLyn - ) | September 22, 2012 2:30 pm

Glen Beck Theorizes Eve Online Corp Goonswarm To Be A CIA Front
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Okay guys… I know we’re usually the ones throwing on some tinfoil hats around here.  But at this point, I have to bow to the master.

In a recent show, conservative host Glen Beck decided that a few things regarding the recent attack on the American Consulate in Libya did not add up.  So he did a little math of his own and came up with Goonswarm being a CIA front.

The “proof” of this claim rests on a message sent by Goonswarm member Sean Smith, aka Vile Rat to his fellow Goons in which he said:

Assuming we don’t die tonight. We saw one of our ‘police’ that guard the compound taking pictures.

Beck’s theory is that the message was a request to the CIA for help.

Repsonse from Goonswarm appears to be mostly amused or, in cases like The Mittani, speechless.

My personal favorite comment on the entire subject so far comes from a commenter on Beck’s site  saying:

mmorpg eve online     Goonswarm A CIA Front?

In better news fellow gamers and Goonswarm members have raised nearly $100k for Smith’s wife and kids.


  • http://www.facebook.com/jason.jenkins.73 Jason Jenkins

    nah i’m pretty sure the entire gaming industry is nothing more then a CIA/NSA/FBI co-op to train the american populace of the future for the eventual collapse of civilzation and to ensure the american way of life comes out on top with our superior strafing and back peddeling skills in combat situations….and with that thought i now have an urge to go play MW3…

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Matt-Williams/737970887 Matt Williams

    I’m a goon since ’04, although I never got into EVE, I can assure you that goons do not have the collective intelligence to ever be called an intelligence agency :P

    • bywitter

       Neither does the CIA.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kris-Yeisley/554290488 Kris Yeisley

       Isn’t that exactly what a spy would say?

  • http://twitter.com/ookamiwing Phillip Rushing

    If Goonswarm is a CIA front, does that mean GameBreaker is full of double agents?

    • http://quintlyn.com/ QuintLyn Bowers

      That could explain a few things.

      • mcfoyle

        gary is actually count st germaine

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/WFG667RAZSMYCSRJGIDXUNY56E Jack

    I knew it Scott is part of MI6. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/marcus.ellsworth.7 Marcus Ellsworth

    C’mon. Everyone knows the C.I.A. buys all their drugs from ccp.

    • http://quintlyn.com/ QuintLyn Bowers

      What’s in Quafe again?

  • HappyHansel

    America won the BoB war?

  • DoctorOverlord

    How does EVE always manage to get these kind of headlines?     

  • http://twitter.com/enrogae Kevin J. Redmond

    But he uses a dry-erase board!  That means he’s legit, right!

    • http://quintlyn.com/ QuintLyn Bowers

      That’s how I judge credibility. 

  • Randall_Wolfcry

    ♪Simply the Best!♫

    Does this mean Glen Beck plays EVE? How the hell did he come across that message?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1260066056 Steven Diaz

      This message was put out by the person he was talking to.  In an interview he discussed the conversation he had with the diplomat that day.  

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1260066056 Steven Diaz

    Why does Glen Beck still get ANY media attention?  The guy is about as informed as a rock at the bottom of the ocean that’s never moved and even that might be more informed than he is.  

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