You can’t play Guild Wars 2 yet, and that makes you sad.
For just $34.99, you too can experience the love and camaraderie of a fierce and stalwart Charr centurion companion, in stuffed form.
This 17-inch-long plush doll is ruggedly constructed from soft, high-quality material that will stand up to everything from hugs to housecats!
Note, however, that “this is not a toy” — yeah, right — and it’s also not suitable for children under 15. That’s probably just to prevent him from mauling the other kids on the playground.
For the most part, though, we imagine he’s a good, safe pet, who will stay by your side forever, braving the dangers of Tyria and the world beyond:
Just don’t call him cute. He hates that.