Maine State Senator Colleen Lachowicz plays Warcraft Orc Rogue


Written by: (@oliviadgrace) | October 7, 2012 10:08 pm

Maine State Senator Colleen Lachowicz plays Warcraft Orc Rogue
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No, we’re not talking about the political upheaval taking place within the walls of Orgrimmar. Despite the interesting story unfolding around Thrall’s Azeroth-saving antics and the political vacuum into which it seems Garrosh Hellscream is stepping, this is a real world political battle. To quote the website set up by her Republican opponents, “Colleen Lachowicz is a Democrat candidate for Maine State Senate”. Unfortunately for Colleen, she hasn’t been keeping her habits in Azeroth closely enough under wraps, and she’s been outed as an Orc assassination rogue. Not only that, but the Republicans have gone to the immense trouble of setting up a website where they’ve posted her old forum posts about WoW and politics.

There are all sorts of highly entertaining articles on the web about this, some are intentionally amusing, and some unintentionally. Buzzfeed.com tell us that rogues are almost universally reviled by other characters in the game. Others discuss how Colleen loves poisoning and stabbing, and worry about how she’s managed to put more points into her mutilate skill after reading an Elitist Jerks post! Apparently the Republicans worry about the state of Maine being run by someone who’s specced into mutilate. Mutilating isn’t what American voters want their politicians doing. I can only imagine it’s because the better rogues spec combat or subtlety.

Reddit’s gamers are more worried about the fact that Colleen’s rogue is way below the expertise cap, and that she hasn’t really kept up with the changes to Assassination, and has Hurricane not Landslide on her weapons. Some also seem concerned that she’s playing an Orc rogue, thereby alienating herself from Alliance voters. Her item level is only 345, and all her recent achievements have been fishing-related, she’s hardly whiling away all her hours on WoW, as her recent activity reveals.

Does it matter that a senator plays a rogue in their spare time? Would it be better if Colleen was a paladin? Would you vote for a rogue?


  • rhastia

    That website is hilarious. Particular of note is the republican classification of the digital world of Azeroth as “make-believe”.

  • http://www.facebook.com/sbradsby Skyler Bradsby

    Don’t think it matters at all, what do we care what they play in there spare time? But definitely gets bonus points for being a gamer.

  • http://twitter.com/MattstaNinja Mattsta

    I would have voted for her if she played a Priest. Political races always seem a little DPS heavy…

  • http://www.facebook.com/lphy1 Loretta Phy

    Yes I would vote for a rogue.  Quite frankly, anyone who plays a rogue is good at all strategy.   Just because a person doesn’t keep up with all the current gear, stats or what not doesn’t just mean they do not know how to play but perhaps their schedules don’t permit them to spend the amount a time necessary to do it.  Lighten up folks, cause I wish sometimes there were real rogues in life to take out the stupidity in our government.  

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ALYGHSIEY4DP3LCTLAW4EE2IOI wassabi

    there is already enough political crap going on , lets not bring it on this great website that I come to to not read that stuff =)

    • http://quintlyn.com/ QuintLyn Bowers

       We’re not going to NOT report on something just because some people aren’t interested in the topic.  But, luckily for all our community members we have a good variety of topics so you can find something you care about.

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ALYGHSIEY4DP3LCTLAW4EE2IOI wassabi

        sorry i thought the site supported view/reader feedback what was i thinking.

        • Taran Harmon-Walker

          It’s incredibly disingenuous to claim that the CM informing you of general policy is a sign of bad faith and lack of community interaction.
          Shame on you, wassabi.

          • Ravenstorm

            Oh come on, really? Ease up there cowboy. Let’s not get all excited over this. What is this? CNN?

    • Ravenstorm

      Hey there wassabi. I think my fun intended replies here were somehow deleted, and since I only have so much inspiration I’m just gonne tell ya to not be too bothered by reactions, even the devoted Q, and don’t be a stranger, we’re all palls here, who beat eachother up occationnally, but I can’t tell ya the first rule of this lill’ fightclub… No wait.. crap.

    • Ravenstorm

      Okay, wth is going on here… I’m trying to reply in a friendly manner towards wassabi and my comments are deleted as ‘flagged for review’… What is this? censorship from GBTV? what gives here? Is it because I said something about Q, in a friendly way? weird stuff, never saw it before, creepy…

      • Ravenstorm

        Seems some weirdness can let the securityprogram flag your posts as spam, the lovely Q replied. Here’s hoping it’s fixed. Other ppl can have the same problem. If so, explain it in mail, it will be dealt with. Cheerio.

  • http://www.facebook.com/dhan.hwerr Dhan Hwerr

    is enough to know that she is a gamer.  

  • Jant0n

    Hillarious story and great article Olivia! What troubles me is that there are people stupid enough to believe that this is an issue.

  • http://twitter.com/cosmic_kirby CosmicKirby

    I think the worse implication here is that they think they can run a successful smear campaign against her by implying that gamers are irresponsible and lazy.

    Let’s hope people aren’t that stupid…

  • sc0tb0t

    I found this pretty interesting. I live in Maine :)

  • http://twitter.com/Iomegadrive1 Chris P

    Because this is important news and we should all pay attention to it correct?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_INBXCM4CZFVSPC2ZYINQJAK77Y Methadose

    My mom lives in Maine, I am going to tell her to vote for this lady!

  • Kagitaar

    Her opponent must be incredibly desperate, that website is hilarious.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kyle-Rogers/100000222205677 Kyle Rogers

      I thought the same thing, lol

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kyle-Rogers/100000222205677 Kyle Rogers

    I can’t even imagine that this would sway someone from voting for this woman. Hell i’m generally considered a republican and I’m embarrassed that other republicans would post this in any kind of seriousness. Such scandal here, a woman who happens to be in politics plays video games…these politicians get to shut the hell up.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001404441847 Mark Waters

    At first I was thinking that this was a big mistake by the Republicans in Maine. I went to their website and checked things out. It seems she was blogging about the game, but then she was also putting political commentary in there too. It’s the blog posts they’re pointing out. I’m a WoW player now and have been enjoying the game. Yeah, shame on the Republicans, but shame on Colleen too. It’s a fantasy game and it it has it’s own politics in it. Leave our crappy, real world politics out of Azeroth! We have Pandas to level !

  • JariKiv

    This is just so stupid. 

    People have lives outside of their job. Some people play video games, some people go to book club meetings, some people go horse back riding, etc.

    To attack someone over what they like to do in their spare time, like this, is bullying at a high school level.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kris-Yeisley/554290488 Kris Yeisley

    I think she’s awesome and I’d vote for her in a heartbeat if I lived in Maine. Democrats are usually cowards. Maybe if she’s elected, she’ll start giving Republicans the shiving they need.

  • http://twitter.com/Nathiest Nathiest

    Not your typical class for a girl player.

  • Ravenstorm

    Waw… Main Republican Party…Attacking a person cuz she’s having a bit of fun. I’ve always seen really harsh practices in the news when it comes to political campains, but this.. She’s right you know, which youth will now feel secure enough to run for any political seat in the future, when that kind of Machiavelli games are employed to ruin a persons career. Well kids, better stop playing online, stop chatting in facebook, twitter, whatever. Cuz They’ll get you for anything you might say in your private time. Unless you ofcourse deem it fair play to having strange people monitoring your every move so they can publicly crusify you with editted and/or outof contexted sentences. It must be nice then, if a person is a grey dull boring character irl without any competence for amusement or entertainment whatsoever. Here’s to the future cyborg president.

    • Avaloner31

       I guess also you can’t be a fan of any type of movie or book either as they might label you as being detached from reality. Imagine if she was a treky or loved Star Wars to! God some of those republicans sound like such boring people lol. I do feel sorry for any younger person who later wants to run for politics, essecially the ones who have grown up with the internet and used it all their lives. An oposition party could find some comment you made when you where 16 that you have long since forgoten and some how that comment is relavent to you still when you 45.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1456907489 Nicholas Hawtin

    What a joke…

  • Avaloner31

    Sad that something like this is such an issue, as if playing a game makes you a kid and incapable of running something. I bet the republican canidate reads fictional books, watches movies or has played cards or board games. Gee, its 2012 for crying out loud. Also who cares if she made some comments in 2005, she was talking to fellow gamers and talking like a gamer would. What did they expect her to talk like on the WOW forums or whereever? A anal retentative/conservitive right wing, christian, tea party, out of touch with anyone below 50, conservitive nationalist? Thats what half the republicans sound like and I am not even American and have never been there…

  • HappyHansel

    A sneaky, back-stabbing rogue? In politics? Say it ain’t so!

  • http://twitter.com/SummonerXI Jen

    This website is retarded. This is a video game. Who the fuck cares that a politician likes to play video games. If I lived in Maine, I’d totes be voting for her.

    • http://www.facebook.com/kevin.cox.5817 Kevin Cox

      You really don’t understand basic journalism do you? 
      For one, there’s no reason to call this site “retarded” since it takes no stance on either side of the issue. The topic concerns real world events having been merged (in this instance) with the goings on of a video game that many people adore and this site covers in great detail so naturally this bit of news is going to appear on the feed. The questions at the end are posed to us, the readers, so we can voice our opinions in the comments. Unfortunately in this case your little quip makes zero sense since you demonstrate a baseless accusation against the website you’re ironically taking the time to post on and you display a blatant contradiction in your own beliefs saying, ”Who cares that a politician likes to play video games.”And then you say,”If I lived in Maine, I’d totes be voting for her.”Which shows that her playing the vidya actually does influence your vote which means…….you care on some level if a politician plays video games. 

      Fail. 

      • http://twitter.com/enrogae Kevin J. Redmond

        Maybe they were talking about the website linked to in the article?  Sheesh, calm down.

      • http://twitter.com/superponte Michael Ponte

        Jen was pretty clearly referring to the website set up by the Main GOP group, not GBTV. Some people need to use their brains before they type.

        • Ravenstorm

          No, it’s psychologically proven given the background, situation and character of a person it’s very possible any comment can be interpreted differently. Kevin also might be a person who’s not from England or the US, so his interpretation was litteral. Also, it wasn’t plain, because other ppl have trolled this site saying it was shit, in the past. But you’re right about your second sentence. wink.

  • http://www.facebook.com/kevin.cox.5817 Kevin Cox

    This is why I don’t really get into politics. Too depressing. 

    Who did I vote for?Barack Obama.Why?Because I wanted to help put a black man in office and because I wanted to see how the world would react if/when he got there. I get hate for that given the current state of things, but then, don’t we all just end up hating our good ol’ president anyway? If the guy ain’t superman and fixes everything, he sucks. 

    But hey. I just play video games :)

    • Deathstar2x

      Wait, so you vote for Obama because he’s black? How is that any different than voting for Lachowicz because she plays World of Warcraft? Or voting for a president that wants more unnecessary wars because s/he likes the same ice cream as you do?

      I don’t think that’s why you’re hated, friend.

  • http://www.facebook.com/harold.jones.9847 Harold Jones

    Really I mean REALLY! Has the GOP really gone down such a sleazy, mud slinging path witch hunt. It’s really a shame.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Feyd-Darkholme/100000194391744 Feyd Darkholme

    The fact that this is even a thing just makes me pray even harder for the zombie apocalypse to come, soon, and hopefully the politicians and lawyers go first…  I’ll be the first one in line with my shotgun to headshot their zombie asses… 8)

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Nils-Jørgen-Helgø/541695917 Nils Jørgen Helgø

    Better watch out, latest news is that people who play WoW turns out to murder some 70′ish youth and kids and bomb a governmental building. At least that’s what some politicians and news media would have you believe.

    • Ravenstorm

      Don’t be sad kitty. We lova ya.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Nils-Jørgen-Helgø/541695917 Nils Jørgen Helgø

        Gotta love irony and sarcasm. ;)

        Except when its not. ;)

  • http://www.facebook.com/betriano Beckie Triano

    just think.. how sad it is when polititians have to fight over something thats just pixals and not even real.. you cant really touch it save for your computer and mouse.. jesus.. some times i just really hate polititicans.. i so wanna go hit something with my hammer on my pally right now~!!!#@$#@%

  • http://www.facebook.com/daniel.zehnder.9 Daniel Zehnder

    she is a scrub     for the alliance

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=537601843 Rob Dexter

    I’d be more likely to vote for someone if they played WoW, especially if they played Horde. But, not that much more likely! A politician is still a politician whatever game they play. Lying, backstabbing, selfish hypocrites the lot of them!

  • bsqminus4ac

    Both Romney and Obama were involved in plots to ruthlessly take over the world when they were young. Just because it was while playing Risk that doesn’t make it any less disturbing! 

    I hear that Ryan performed several unlicensed surgeries resulting in the death of his patients …. while playing Operation.

    Biden almost certainly has whacked more than his share of helpless moles. ….. errrr … maybe that’s venturing into T.M.I. territory. 

    I agree, judge someone’s worthiness to be elected based on whether you personally like the game they play or not. Or maybe that would be just plain idiotic……….

  • HappyHansel

    Vote! For the Horde!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ALYGHSIEY4DP3LCTLAW4EE2IOI wassabi

    my orignal post wasn’t asking for any reply it all , it was nothing but honest feedback , this is the first time ive posted on this website aftering using this website for entertainment for almost a year . so im sorry people to offense what i said. like i say i was only trying to give an honest feedback post that didn’t need any reapply , i will stop coming to this website for now on , Sorry.

  • Ravenstorm

    Come on mate, they’re kidding, shin up old chum, don’t let the bed bugs bite an’ all that. Quintlyn is sweet as pie but also very envolved, I think, to see gamers not be put down, specially by douchebag practices. Don’t feel bad, and don’t mind Jerry, he has this speach impediment which forces him to go Nyanyanyanya after every seventh word. You should see him order a pizza, the trouble he gets himself into with the deliveryboys is insane. Buck up old man/woman/alien, we must perse.. preser.. presev.. go on!

  • http://quintlyn.com/ QuintLyn Bowers

     Please ignore people who elect to troll you.  They are not the core of our community. 

    As for my response to you.  We always welcome feedback.  But we will also reply to said feedback.  My point may have seemed short, however, the point is this:  While you and others may not be interested in a topic, other people are.  At the same time, there are people who are not interested in the things you’re interested in. 

    IF for some reason we did listen to every person who said “please don’t report on this topic, that’s not why I visit this site”  we would soon have nothing to talk about.

    But, because we don’t do that we have a wide variety of things for people to pick and choose from and they can read the things that DO interest them.

    So yes, sometimes there will be a political post, sometimes there will be funny posts or drama filled posts or posts about cats (my personal favorites).  And not everyone is going to like all of them.

    I’ve been yelled at numerous times by people who don’t like a topic I’ve written on… The best I can say to them is that if they read the titles they will get a pretty good idea what a post is about.  If they’re not interested in the subject they can move on to one that does interest them.

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