The Best -- And Worst -- YouTube Commercials For MMORPGs


Written by: (@winterinformal) | February 9, 2013 7:01 am

The Best -- And Worst -- YouTube Commercials For MMORPGs
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It’s the weekend, and you know what that means!

Well, OK, maybe you don’t. So let’s just look at funny YouTube commercials, shall we?

In the spirit of that commercial show that aired last Sunday — and the football game that went with it, I guess — I’ve found some of the most… uh, “interesting”… commercials for MMO games out there, with topics running the gamut from basketball to stalkers to beautiful Chinese swordsmiths.

Yeah, that’s right. So let’s take a look, shall we?

Crafting or bust(s)

Here’s an ad for a Chinese MMORPG, which apparently boasts of a crafting system where failure is always an option. But so long as your sister — we’ll go with that, OK? — pulls you back from oblivion and sends you a note… and the sword you were trying to craft… and, uh…

Well, it had me in tears. The good kind.

Gotta be the shoes

Though the title claims that this is a Nike commercial, there’s a URL to an actual game site that appears operational. It’s all a little surreal, though — or is that actual gameplay? The cel-shaded graphics aren’t terrible, per se, but –

– wait, what is that at 0:46? Seriously, WTF is going on there? I’m out.

Extreme stewardesses

There might be a game associated with this commercial, but let’s be frank — you’re not paying attention after the first minute, are you? The first listed comment pretty well sums it up:

Didn’t understand a single word but.. LOVED THE VID! xDD

Sexism online

Here’s a clip that features a game you might have heard of — Ragnarok Online — as well as being in English. That just makes it easier to understand its sad and pitiful commentary on gamers.

“I can’t chase you — but I can fight for you!” Because girls are bad at MMORPGs, yo, and need a man to tank for them. If I were her, I’d get a restraining order filed, stat.


  • http://www.facebook.com/jason.jenkins.73 Jason Jenkins

    first two video my reaction is O.o
    third video…competely agree with the comment there lol
    fourth one…well…thats asia for you.

  • http://twitter.com/cecilandblues Anthony Botz

    Thank you for the first video! Made my day.

  • Monstercloud

    “Sexism online”

    Please…don’t turn into /THAT/ website… especially since right above it…

    “The first listed comment pretty well sums it up:

    Didn’t understand a single word but.. LOVED THE VID! xDD”

  • http://www.facebook.com/inkogni.alex Inkogni Alex

    ok, the hell did i just watch. 
    video #1 = my brain does not compute
    video #2 = hehe, boobs on a plane
    and video #3 = know the game, but it doesn’t work like that IRL. not where i come from :(

  • Revanhavoc

    That COMMERCIAL show and football game that went WITH IT?

    Are you crazy Winter??!!

    OK I’ll let that one slide…Only cuz I love you, bro.

    I love video #3 too, even fullscreened that baby.

  • Hicks64

    The basketball one real? I barfed a little… Also, I might have to check out this stewardess game…

  • Ravenstorm

    Hehe, if they showed Extreme Stewardess in Europe they’d have The Angry Moms From Hell after it, actually why shouldn’t there be such gaming advertising, if you see tv commercials it’s all sex and smiles in a package.

    But the crafting one, that cracked me up. Grandma told her she was crap at blacksmitting but nooooo, ‘I must make weapons or I’ll throw myself in the boiling steel pool!’
    Actually, isn’t blood a good cooler when blacksmitting? Like butter, because it cools more softly, therefor preserving the steel from micro fracturing.

    What! You never know when you might need to craft a weapon! ehm

    • http://twitter.com/moosewithaj john nuyen

      Read the comments on the youtube site, I’m willing to bet this guy TaiGekTou is the developer of a game we are all going WTF is this?

    • NightLord_001

      Blood will give a softer quench, yes. This next bit is almost straight from the pages of my 300 level materials class:

      A hard quench (like water) will make it cool faster, and result in a harder, more brittle microstructure. Resulting stresses can make the metal crack when this happens.

      blood/butter/oil will give a softer quench, making the steel softer and less brittle. This is less likely to crack, but might not hold an edge as well. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1653322492 Kevin J. Redmond

    I must be getting old, because advertising that plays on sex/nudity/male gaze just makes me roll my eyes these days.  It’s such a cheap way to get people to pay attention, and for me it usually calls attention to the fact that the actual product must be really weak or uninteresting if they have to resort to that sort of thing.

    • http://twitter.com/moosewithaj john nuyen

      Isn’t you man, Watched the Chinese one (the first one with the sword chicks) and was like ok. What is this?
      1. Could care less about scantily clad women (nothing against therm, But I still have no idea what the game is about)
      2. I prefer the bottom Malaysia game, because it showed me game play.
      3. Seriously wanted to see hot Asian chicks, I know a strip bar here by me with some VERY nice looking little Chinese and Japanese honeys.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1653322492 Kevin J. Redmond

        And if you wanted to see it in a video, there’s no end to the amount of that available on the internet.  I’m glad I’m not the only one that sees these marketing tactics as ludicrous.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Shawn-Hargrave/100003202374593 Shawn Hargrave

    sadly these girls are now bieng payed 3 times more to jump in mudholes in thier schoolgirl outfits lmao.

    Ill tell you one thing they can level me long time any time!!

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